Three little pigs

“So little red riding, what’s your side of the story”

“Well when I was delivering goods to my sick granny, I ran into the big bad wolf.” “He asked me, where are you going?” “when I got to my grannys the wolf had swallowed her whole.” “A wood cutter that was near by chopping wood heard all the commotion.”

“He came in and chopped the wolf in clean half and my granny was inside alive.”

“The big bad wolfs brother witnessed this from the forest and wanted revenge on the woodcutter.” “For the next few years the wolf's brother came up with a cunning plan to kill the woodcutter.” “I have been watching him ever since.” “The woodcutter realised that the wolf was after him, so he also had to find a way to get to the wolf before the wolf got him.”

“The only plan that the woodcutter could come up with was to boil the wolf in hot water.” “ one night when I was having dinner I heard a scream.” “ It was outside the three little pigs house.” The wolf was being boiled up by the woodcutter.” The wolf tried to blow him down, but his asthma got the better of him.” “The woodcutter left him in the three little pigs garden.” “ I watched it with my own eyes; horrified.”

“Thank you for your side of the story little red riding hood, we will visit your granny to clarify; thanks for your input.” “ What's her address?”

“2 forest road.”

“Thankyou.”